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B McGraw
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B McGraw

B McGraw studied ECE at the USAFA after googling average incomes by degrees and finding out how much college costs. After studying signals processing at AFIT for an MS, he worked as a test engineer at Edwards AFB with an emphasis on cowboy coding and statistical methods you hope no one asks about. After leaving the Air Force as a captain, B McGraw moved to Atlanta to develop sensor fusion and analysis algorithms at GTRI. As a side hobby, he writes novels and satirical science articles, clickbait, and news for his fake journal jabde completely for free until he sold out by writing this book. He can no longer complain about paywalls.
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A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room Is Never Clean and Why My Mommy Shouldn’t Put Me In Time-Out for Something That’s Not My Fault

Jack Lee1, Spiderman action figure2, and Batman3

1 Mrs. Parker’s 2nd grade homeroom.

2 One of my favorite toys, along with Iron Man. I got him at Christmas. He was exactly what I wanted! I play with him twice a day and would do it more if I could. If I could take him to school with me, I would.

3 Batman is a VERY COOL Superhero. He’s not in the Avengers and doesn’t have any special powers but I like him. I think he’s cool. I think him not having powers makes him more cool.

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My room is never clean. Even though Mommy tells me to clean it. I don’t like cleaning my room. Even though I try to clean it every time Mommy tells me to, it somehow gets messier. When it is not clean, my mommy makes me clean it before watching TV. I have to put away all my toys, and all my clothes, and...

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B McGraw

B McGraw studied ECE at the USAFA after googling average incomes by degrees and finding out how much college costs. After studying signals processing at AFIT for an MS, he worked as a test engineer at Edwards AFB with an emphasis on cowboy coding and statistical methods you hope no one asks about. After leaving the Air Force as a captain, B McGraw moved to Atlanta to develop sensor fusion and analysis algorithms at GTRI. As a side hobby, he writes novels and satirical science articles, clickbait, and news for his fake journal jabde completely for free until he sold out by writing this book. He can no longer complain about paywalls.
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