Tracking International Communism Through Mycorrhizal Networks

Betty Reynolds¹, and Agent F.²

¹ Department of Tree Sociology, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA

² Department of REDACTED, REDACTED University, Chantilly VA, United States.

Abstract

It has been well established that trees talk to each other through underground chains of fungus called Common Mycorrhizal Networks (CMNs). Affectionately called the Wood Wide Web, these networks allow networks of trees to locally communicate and organize the transfer of water, carbon, nitrogen, local gossip, and political pamphlets. Previous research suggested that these fungal networks only operated at a community level. Nutrient-transfer-back translation has shown this assumption is no longer valid. In the woods of Germany, England, Wyoming, and many more locations, accelerationist, international communist propaganda has been discovered in Douglas Firs, and a growing prevalence has been seen in Birch populations...