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Product type Book

Published in Aug 2023

Publisher Packt

ISBN-13 9781837632572

Pages 230 pages

Edition 1st Edition

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Machine Learning

Author (1):

B McGraw

Table of Contents (25) Chapters

Preface

1. The Pirate Kitty Theory: How a House Cat Being Let Out Led to the Extinction of the Dodo Bird

2. Cows All the Way Down: Could Cow-Based Planetoids Support Methane Atmospheres?

3. Ecological Impacts of Re-Releasing Tourists into Yellowstone

4. The Great Rabbit War of 863AD: Myth or Historical Fact?

5. The Cat Homing Infrared Laser Drone Defense (CHILD) System: A Novel Approach to Suburban Defense

6. The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician

7. Utilitarianism, Shame, and Mysticism: Autonomous Vehicle Moral Compass Design and Analysis

8. A Comparative Analysis of Trevor’s Mom: Age Estimation Methodology

9. Adaptive Smart Grids for Migratory Government Drones

10. Tracking International Communism Through Mycorrhizal Networks

11. Markov Models for Ruining Your Weekend: A Comparative Study

12. Novel Techniques for Random Number Generation: Toddler Behavioral Sampling

13. Computer Vision Object Permanence Detection Algorithm for My Clingy Robot Dog

14. Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing Generators of Hedonic Food Response in the Forebrains of Foodies

15. A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room Is Never Clean and Why My Mommy Shouldn’t Put Me In Time-Out for Something That’s Not My Fault

16. Me and My Best Friend Prove the 3n + 1 Problem Even Though It’s a REALLY Hard Problem

17. A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of My Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed

18. Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit

19. There Can Be No True Scottish Spoken Language System

20. Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft

21. Full-Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis

22. A Computationally Efficient Solution to the SLAM Problem in Houses of Mirrors

23. Ray Tracing and the Optical Design of Healing-Crystal-Constructed Adaptive Optics

24. Index

A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of My Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed

Dr. Zark Muckerberg¹

¹Department of Social De-Engineering, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Abstract

The content emerging from my Grandma Nonna’s Facebook feed has been becoming alarmingly more and more insane. Though she has historically been a loving grandmother, too apolitical and polite to say anything controversial, her feed has been fast filling up with emotionally charged political dank memes completely uncharacteristic of historic Grandma Nonna data^[1]. Worryingly, her extreme political rhetoric has oddly emerged from extreme right and left viewpoints, socially isolating her from her weekly card and Zumba groups. My fridge is fast filling up with her pot roasts and potato salads left unconsumed, a clear indicator of drama at the church potluck^[2]. By abusing a Loopy Belief Propagation (LBP) bidirectional factor graph, this paper successfully...